There was a bird at our door yesterday selling paintings. She was from Israel and pretty hot so I let her pitch them and have a chat. There was one painting called “the fountain of peace”

However she pronounced it –

“The fountain of piss” and then proceeded to say that “if we all work together we can all live in piss”.

I nearly wet myself. It took all my willpower to not burst out laughing.

I know english wasn’t her first language and I should give her a break but it was hilarious.