After reading Friday Five (I read it sometimes if I am lacking blog content). Today they had  a "what would your epitaph read?" question.. so in the form of PHP I give you , notexactly an epitaph but amusing none the less.
if($life == null && $fun == "had")   
    {
    die("happy camper");
    }
    else
    {
        while($life != null)
        {
            $fun =  "having";
        }
    }